APRIL 2024: Rock Hall inducts 16 artists, but none of them are named JOHNNY WINTER, RORY GALLAGHER, or J.J. CALE
FEB. 2024: Braindead Rock Hall nominates Mariah Carey and Cher, snubs JOHNNY and RORY yet again!
NOV. 2023: One down, two to go: Newt’s Rock Hall will shutter once JOHNNY and RORY get inducted into the RRHOF.
MAY 2023: Newt’s Rock Hall inducts DICK DALE, SOUNDGARDEN, THE GUESS WHO, BAD COMPANY, THE EDGAR WINTER GROUP, and the STRAY CATS.
MAY 2023: Rock Hall finally inducts LINK WRAY, can JOHNNY WINTER and RORY GALLAGHER be far behind?
FEB. 2022: Oh my f***ing god! Rock Hall snubs RORY GALLAGHER, JOHNNY WINTER, and LINK WRAY yet again!
FEB. 2021: Halfwits at Rock Hall again ignore RORY GALLAGHER, JOHNNY WINTER, and LINK WRAY, instead nominate the Go-Go’s and Dionne Warwick
NOV. 2020: JOHNNY WINTER documentary underscores the ineptitude of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
JAN. 2020: Newt’s Rock Hall inducts RAINBOW, BTO, STEVE EARLE, JUDAS PRIEST, LITTLE FEAT, TODD RUNDGREN and MAHOGANY RUSH
JAN. 2020: Rock Hall hits rock bottom, inducts Whitney Houston instead of THIN LIZZY
OCT. 2019: Braindead twats at the Rock Hall nominate Whitney Houston, spurn RORY, LINK, and JOHNNY
DEC. 2018: Newt’s Rock Hall inducts MOUNTAIN, THE CRAMPS, ROY BUCHANAN, NAZARETH, THE GEORGIA SATELLITES, THE NEW YORK DOLLS, and THE TRAGICALLY HIP
OCT. 2018: Idiots at the Rock Hall think Janet Jackson is more deserving of induction than JOHNNY WINTER, LINK WRAY, and RORY GALLAGHER
DEC. 2017: Newt’s Rock Hall inducts MOTORHEAD, T. REX, FREE, THE MC5, HUMBLE PIE, and THE J. GEILS BAND
DEC. 2017: LINK WRAY loses to Bon Jovi as the Rock Hall’s uncanny ineptness soars
OCT. 2017: Rock Hall ignores JOHNNY WINTER and RORY GALLAGHER yet again, proves its head is still lodged firmly up its ass
DEC. 2016: Newt’s Rock Hall inducts WARREN ZEVON, RICK DERRINGER, ALBERT COLLINS, RONNIE MONTROSE, GARY MOORE, and JETHRO TULL
OCT. 2016: Rock Hall boneheads once again choose Chic over JOHNNY WINTER, RORY GALLAGHER, and LINK WRAY
APRIL 2016: Newt’s Rock Hall inducts UFO, ROBIN TROWER, BLUE OYSTER CULT, MOTT THE HOOPLE, and TEN YEARS AFTER
JAN. 2016: Sonny Landreth says he’s sure JOHNNY WINTER will make it into the Rock Hall
DEC. 2015: Rock Hall finally inducts DEEP PURPLE, could Rory, Link, Johnny, and Maiden be far behind?
SEPT. 2015: Marty Friedman doesn’t get why the Bee Gees are in the Rock Hall and RORY GALLAGHER isn’t
JUNE 2015: Newt’s Rock Hall inducts DEEP PURPLE, RORY GALLAGHER, JOHNNY WINTER, IRON MAIDEN, and LINK WRAY
APRIL 2015: Joe Bonamassa wanted DEEP PURPLE and FREE in the Rock Hall “before fucking Green Day”
JAN. 2015: Nikki Sixx says he’d turn down Rock Hall: awesome, more room for RORY
DEC. 2014: Rock Hall finally inducts STEVIE RAY VAUGHAN, could RORY GALLAGHER be next?
NOV. 2014: Rock Hall proves itself slag-worthy again snubbing JOHNNY WINTER, LINK WRAY and RORY
JULY 2014: JOHNNY WINTER‘s absence from the Rock Hall is a bloody outrage
DEC. 2013: Rock Hall snubs LINK WRAY, inducts Cat Stevens. Let the slagging begin
DEC. 2013: NEW PAGE: this is where we slag the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
OCT. 2013: Rock Hall fucks up royally again, nominates Chic instead of RORY GALLAGHER
APRIL 2013: ALBERT KING gets inducted into the Rock Hall tonight: it’s about fucking time
DEC. 2012: RUSH is in, DEEP PURPLE’s out: Rock Hall’s worth is still in doubt
OCT. 2012: RITCHIE BLACKMORE “couldn’t care less” about the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
OCT. 2012: RUSH guitarist Alex Lifeson calls the Rock Hall “a popularity contest”
SEPT. 2011: RUSH finally chosen for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame…NOT!
SEPT. 2010: ALICE COOPER finally gets nominated for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
