DEC. 2017: Newt’s Rock Hall inducts MOTORHEAD, T. REX, FREE, THE MC5, HUMBLE PIE, and THE J. GEILS BAND
DEC. 2017: LINK WRAY loses to Bon Jovi as the Rock Hall’s uncanny ineptness soars
OCT. 2017: Rock Hall ignores JOHNNY WINTER and RORY GALLAGHER yet again, proves its head is still lodged firmly up its ass
DEC. 2016: Newt’s Rock Hall inducts WARREN ZEVON, RICK DERRINGER, ALBERT COLLINS, RONNIE MONTROSE, GARY MOORE, and JETHRO TULL
OCT. 2016: Rock Hall boneheads once again choose Chic over JOHNNY WINTER, RORY GALLAGHER, and LINK WRAY
APRIL 2016: Newt’s Rock Hall inducts UFO, ROBIN TROWER, BLUE OYSTER CULT, MOTT THE HOOPLE, and TEN YEARS AFTER
JAN. 2016: Sonny Landreth says he’s sure JOHNNY WINTER will make it into the Rock Hall
DEC. 2015: Rock Hall finally inducts DEEP PURPLE, could Rory, Link, Johnny, and Maiden be far behind?
SEPT. 2015: Marty Friedman doesn’t get why the Bee Gees are in the Rock Hall and RORY GALLAGHER isn’t
JUNE 2015: Newt’s Rock Hall inducts DEEP PURPLE, RORY GALLAGHER, JOHNNY WINTER, IRON MAIDEN, and LINK WRAY
APRIL 2015: Joe Bonamassa wanted DEEP PURPLE and FREE in the Rock Hall “before fucking Green Day”
JAN. 2015: Nikki Sixx says he’d turn down Rock Hall: awesome, more room for RORY
DEC. 2014: Rock Hall finally inducts STEVIE RAY VAUGHAN, could RORY GALLAGHER be next?
NOV. 2014: Rock Hall proves itself slag-worthy again snubbing JOHNNY WINTER, LINK WRAY and RORY
JULY 2014: JOHNNY WINTER’s absence from the Rock Hall is a bloody outrage
DEC. 2013: Rock Hall snubs LINK WRAY, inducts CAT STEVENS. Let the slagging begin
DEC. 2013: NEW PAGE: this is where we slag the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
OCT. 2013: Rock Hall fucks up royally again, nominates Chic instead of RORY GALLAGHER
APRIL 2013: ALBERT KING gets inducted into the Rock Hall tonight: it’s about fucking time
DEC. 2012: RUSH is in, DEEP PURPLE’s out: Rock Hall’s worth is still in doubt
OCT. 2012: RITCHIE BLACKMORE “couldn’t care less” about the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
OCT. 2012: RUSH guitarist Alex Lifeson calls the Rock Hall “a popularity contest”
SEPT. 2011: RUSH finally chosen for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame…NOT!
SEPT. 2010: ALICE COOPER finally gets nominated for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame