Ozzy Osbourne live in ’82: midgets, executioners, and maybe a dead bat

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Ozzy was so wasted that he didn’t notice Sammy Hagar was his new guitarist

ORIGINALLY PUBLISHED IN THE GEORGIA STRAIGHT, JUNE 18, 1982

By Steve Newton

As anyone at his June 10 Coliseum show could have figured out, subtlety is not Ozzy Osbourne’s claim to fame. Whereas most acts open with the drawing of a curtain, Ozzy opens with the dropping of one. And while most performers stroll onstage accompanied by a spotlight, Ozzy ‘materializes’ onto a throne, huge black crucifix in hand.

But it’s all in the name of rock and roll.

And fun.

For Ozzy the two go hand in hand. He gets as big a kick out of starring in one of rock’s biggest productions as the kids who pay to see him. And being a kid at heart, I found myself just as interested in Thursday’s show as the 8,000 or so teenagers in attendance.

The music on the whole was great, from the opening song “Over the Mountain” to the encore “Paranoid”. Mind you, there were times–particularly during Brad Gillis’ extended guitar solo–when even my affinity for raunchy rock was tested.

And Ozzy’s vocals were not up to par either. He seemed tired, and incapable of putting out the energy that he does on record. But as the sound quality in the Coliseum is hopeless anyway, it’s only natural that the stage show itself should be the focus of the concert.

A gothic, castle-like backdrop was the main effect, and from its two chain-covered ‘dungeons’ bassist Rudy Sarzo and guitarist Gillis were unleashed to contort in puppet-like fashion at both sides of the stage. Drummer Tommy Aldridge, formerly of Black Oak Arkansas and the Pat Travers Band, rattled the skins at the top of the fortress, and keyboard player Don Airey was stationed inside, behind the upper arches.

A black-robed midget with a ghoulish face was kept busy clearing the stage of debris thrown by the kids up front, and at one point it looked as if a dead bat had been part of the barrage sent in Ozzy’s vicinity. A friend beside me pointed it out, and sure enough, that’s what it looked like. But fortunately ‘Little John’ caught sight of it and picked it up before Ozzy could, looking a little hesitant and unsure while he did it.

As well as soaring flames and cascading sparks, another of Ozzy’s more curious stage effects was a brawny, hooded ‘executioner’ who stood motionless by the drum-kit, only moving when the time came to ‘hang’ little John. His little legs kicking wildly for a few moments, the midget met his demise while Ozzy sang “Goodbye to Romance”, a tune from the Blizzard of Ozz album. But I failed to see the connection between that song and the lynching.

I think Black Sabbath‘s “Children of the Grave”, a song he did later in the set, would have been more apt.

 

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6 thoughts on “Ozzy Osbourne live in ’82: midgets, executioners, and maybe a dead bat

  1. I saw him a year later at the PNE in Vancouver with Jake E. Lee performing their new released album Bark at the Moon… and Motley Crue had opened up for them with their then debut album Looks that Kill

  2. I was at the concert in Bloomington Minnesota when the brawny executioner hung the midgit, I was in the front row of a general audience stage the executioner at 1 point removed his mask and threw it into the crowd I still have the executioner’s hood. It’s been in storage in my dad’s garage ever since the early eighties..
    The concert was cut short which none of us were happy about so Ozzy could go to the hospital in regard to his batwing episode.. As I recall my buddies in all were all drinking sloe gin because it was red like blood if we had it all dripping down the sides of our jaws and on to our clothing we were a bloody mass it was so cool….

    1. Hi Peter, A friend of mine was the executioner for Ozzy. Any chance you would be interested in selling the executioner’s hood?

      1. @BOBLIVINGSTONE Sure I’ll sell it to you.. I’d like to see it go to someone who will appreciate it.. So you’re the drummers roadie’s friend? Pretty cool!!! Just make me a good offer and PayPal me and I’ll ship it to you. Am i allowed to post my email?

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